I’m usually not into having an actor or musician do a model’s job (see: Tyson Ritter for Hugo Boss Orange, Natalie Portman for Miss Dior Cherie), but can someone get Armie Hammer a campaign? That GQHAMF is on point.

Shit, I’m calling up Ralph Lauren and Ermenegildo Zegna rn.

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Nicole Richie. You were like Snooki (cept you don’t like “Guido” boys being into GTL and whatnot, like you said, you like them pale and dying) before Snooki when you were on “The Simple Life.” Now you’re a CAB. Aspiring to be inspiring. Love you,

Any Syler

My name is Any Syler. I am 21 years old. Female. I was born and raised in Southern California. I grew bored of LA, so I moved to Seattle for my higher education. I spend my breaks back in LA. I am a Creative Writing major with a great love of History and Art.

I love swimming, reading, and bitching.

Let's be friends.


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